skittles

costomer: so how have you been
scottie: oh just sitting on a rainbow......shitting skittles......would you like to taste the rainbow?

6-12-2008 At a bar drinking with my SPAWAR customer

Customer: I had crab cakes last night at Southend Brewery. I can't find good crabs in San Diego.
Bruce: You aren't sleeping with the right girls.

Jeremy, while on the Edisto...

I'll double her entendre...

A Zach Dunlap classic

"You have a cow with boots. That's awesome."

Good one from the road trip

"That girl is cruising for a raping."

5-19-2008 On why boobs are important

You can't motor-boat a personality

5-18-2008

Scott says, "Bruce, putting on the "Notebook" is a sure way of not only having a foot in the door with the chick, but having a penis in the door."